| | Mikey Mayhem: Rock n' Roller (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small} mikeymayehm) wrote, |
Jerkoff
Hey, hey guess what, dude who sings for Interpol? You aren't Ian Curtis, so quit trying to sing like him, you talentless hack. I hope you choke on all the dick you eat.
| | Mikey Mayhem: Rock n' Roller (mikeymayehm) wrote, |
July 30 2005, 14:11:51 UTC 6 years ago
Attacking attractive and hip people who get laid WAY more than you just because they are hopelessly talentless is heartless. Anyway, Ian Curtis hung himself 23 years ago, and if you want to hear someone warble in a weak baritone Interpol's your best bet.
Although it's kind of sad that Interpol even get compared to Joy Division, because Joy Division had a few great songs and a very influential and uniform sound Martin Hannett created, and Joy Division has what, one really good song? And absolutely asinine lyrics? Dude's crying inside, man, he don't need any more outside attacks.
July 30 2005, 20:20:48 UTC 6 years ago
Folks, I don't mean to frighten you, but did you know that every single minute, 2 redwhiteandblue-blooded Americans die from choking on dick? Far more deadly than "dope" and booze, these "erections of evil" are becoming the leading cause of death among citizens of this great, totally not homophobic country of ours. So please, the next time you're takin' in some shlong, be sure to chew it at least 25 times because everytime someone chokes, the terrorists gain a little more ground.
Sincerely,
John Ashcroft
P.S. Drugs make your genitalia fall off....so do cigarettes.